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CNN asks whether maybe God stole Flight 370
by Mar 17, 2014 10:56am PDT
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CNN anchor Don Lemon and Decoded host Brad Meltzer bandied about the idea Sunday afternoon that something “beyond our understanding” happened to Malaysia Airlines flight MH 370, that “something” being perhaps supernatural maybe?Sure why not, The News. Why the heck not.“Especially today, on a day when we deal with the supernatural,” Lemon said. “We go to church, the supernatural power of God…people are saying to me, why aren’t you talking about the possibility — and I’m just putting it out there — that something odd happened to this plane, something beyond our understanding?”
301 COMMENTS
The devil is plane evil.
Fox when they first started. I haven't watched it for years, but I am shocked to see this tabloid format on what used to be an excellent news outlet.
god and the devil had a tug o war with the plane ,
it went way up and then way down ,
what more proof do you need ?
..."Hey God!....I found this cool wishbone here....what say we give it a go, huh?"
Malaysia/he was lookin' for a plane to steal..."
granny does your dog bite? no child, no!
Justin Bieber first?
And all those "fundy evangelical cretins" have been left behind. Bwahahahahaha! Coming up next? The "tribulation" -- probably starting with a Republican takeover of the Senate. The end is near.
one of these guys
how do they work?
god did it--probably a muslim god--one with ties to 9/11--one possibly in synch with a Kenyan American--just putting this out there--and you know who lives out there. sarah palin can see Him out her window--said he's not wearing a shirt.
Does anybody know where Obama was on or about the time this aircraft went missing ?
Isn't Malaysia near Kenya? Actually, can't you see Kenya from Malaysia? And didn't the Kenyan grow up in Indonesia, which is really the same country as Malaysia?
are in bed together , can't trust a one of them .
don't all these countries have muslims? god is punishing them.
Including Kenyastan!
One makes mighty fine comic books & the other did some good pictures. If Awmighty Gawd is after them, what hope is there for US?
that Indonesian connection? Am losing it.
they pulled off.
Malaysia in the same place at the same time???
I think Obama may actually BE Malaysia!
i think you're mixing up Indonesia and Malaysia. Barry spent his youth in Indonesia--he is Indonesia--and it is the Sudetenland.
he didn't actually grew up in Indonesia, but in Crimea, and his birth certificate says his name is actually Neville Chamberlain.
getz the marrieds some places.
God hates it when they do that.
The self haters are always the worst.
Does anyone know where Ted Cruz was? YOU DO KNOW HE WAS BORN IN CANADA AS THE SON OF A CUBAN FATHER WHO FOUGHT TO PUT COMMUNIST CASTRO IN POWER THEN BRIBED HIS WAY INTO CANADA. HIS MANCHURIAN CANDIDATE SON IS NOW A US SENATOR WHO HAS DONE NOTHING BUT TRY AND SABOTAGE THE US ECONOMY. AND NOW THE BIRTH CERTIFICATE BUNCH SAY HIS CLEAN AND HE QUALIFIES AS A NATURAL BORN CITIZEN......why cuz he is white of course?
Take your finger off the all-caps key and put your hands behind your head!
LOL!!!
God showed up and said, "I want your plane."
They said "Oh, my God."
And he said, "yes, very good. That's Me. Now, give Me the plane. You, Mr. First Officer, you can go sit in first class. I'm going to take your seat."
Then he turned to the flight attendant and said, "I'd like a Diet Coke, and a couple bags of peanuts, please."
reiterated the airline policy of only one bag of peanuts per passenger, Awmighty Gawd hurled that plane down to infernal HECK, where them thar passengers is being tortured for failing the test put to them by Gawd! When the Lord wants nuts,a Fresca, and an inflight movie dammit, the Lord better GET nuts, a Fresca, and an inflight movie!!!!!!
Because everything that goes wrong can be explained by BENGHAZI!!!!!!
Not big leap to stealing planes, I suppose
Too many unanswered questions.
people will lose their goddamned minds.
Una(hoodie)bomber
He was a bad dude. White dude. They never seem to remember that.
Radioactive, muslim, ninja vampire snakes!
They glamored everybody and flew the plane to Iraq where they are going to use it to make WMD's to replace the ones that Bush found and took away from them.
waiting to get us when we fly.
"Why is there a CNN?"
As to God just snatching the plane out of the air, LOL! God is not going to make it easy for lazy believers like Lemon and Meltzer to believe through "signs." Jesus tired quickly of followers asking for signs, so that they could believe. It's in the book!
Faith is just that, faith. Diluting it is the devil's work. These guys ought to check themselves...